April 1 Edition

 Headlines April 1st, 2022

Mikey fires 2 hole-in-ones in same round!

While the rest of us sat out Wednesday, fearing a little wind, Mikey went out on his own and carded a hole-in-one on No. 4, and followed up with an Ace on No. 8. This brings Mikey's career total of Aces to 12. Coincidentally, all have been accomplished when playing by himself. Reports from a course worker say Mikey congratulated himself all the way down the 9th fairway. Bud's Boys salutes you Mikey!


Board Reverses Policy on Monday Play

In a stunning reversal, the Board announced play will be allowed on Mondays. This is exciting news to many who wanted their Mondays back. Unfortunately, the course will be closed the other 6 days to let the course rest. In related news, the board announced they will meet only once a year, instead of monthly, to give themselves more rest between meetings.









Big A to Play Black Tees on 18

To make things fairer, Glen said he will hit from the Black Tees on 18. He figures to still win his share because, in his words, "Haven't seen much to impress me. Plus, there are trees back there in case I need to quickly take cover."




New Number System

We have a new simpler way to calculate our handicap, that will start immediately. Instead of using our daily scores that change daily, we will use a much fairer number that will not change daily. Take the number of letters in your last name times 3 and subtract the number of letters in your first name. For example: Allen Hill 7 (4 x 3 = 12 - 5 = 7) See, simple. One more: Andy McIntosh 20 (8 x 3 = 24 - 4 = 20). Last one: Bob Templeton 24 (9 x 3 =27 - 3 = 24). Now everyone's number will always be the same, unless of course, you change your name.






This is My Final Blog

 Sad to say this is indeed my final blog, but it comes with exciting news. Shelly is pregnant with our 3rd child, and we will be moving to California to live with my daughter (from my first marriage) who has nearly the same due date. We will be able to work together raising the 2 new borns.
It has been my honor to serve you, and good luck to you all!





 

Comments

  1. Fantastic!!! On the move..the other stuff sounds like a bunch of AFD’s crap!!!

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